treat me mean, I need the reputation

My modest Nerf arsenal.

(not pictured:  one Jolt, one Triad, a bunch of dart clips, a tin full of darts, and the rest of my extremely messy basement)

can’t stop laughing at this.

obscuruslupa:

galaxynextdoor:

Nobody’s hotter than Atari, 1982

Oh my god, this is the most 80s thing I’ve ever seen.

Manufacturer’s Note:  not all beaches are RF-compliant.  Consult local lifeguard for proper coaxial adapter settings.

Now this is some sexy concept art…I’m not a fan of the exposed hoses/cables/what have you, strictly from a safety standpoint, but otherwise these designs are hella tight.

(Source: error888)

stfuconservatives:

motherjones:

cheatsheet:

digg:

theweekmagazine:

From KUCB:

A flock of eagles descended on the Safeway parking lot last week, prompting police intervention.

Public Safety Director Jamie Sunderland says several people called in short succession on Thursday afternoon to report the melee.

Sunderland: “One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles sitting on, in and around several vehicles in the area.”

Sunderland says the eagles were feasting on garbage bags of fish product in the bed of a pickup truck.

More: “Police Break Up Eagle Party at Safeway”

This is terrifying.

Pretty sure I’ve had this nightmare…

They say a picture is worth a thousand fake band names.

The eagles have been following the news, and they’ve decided they no longer want to be our mascot. The next person who puts a crying eagle bumper sticker on their pickup truck is getting a visit from the Convocation.

IT HAS BEGUN AS NGUYEN PREDICTED.  Quickly, everyone, arm yourselves with wire hangers!

i’m not sure what this machine is or what it does but i’m pretty sure the answer is “fuck shit up like a goddamn motherfucker, and fast”

(Source: mechlove)

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

we lift them up to the (dark) Lord (of the sith)

(Source: astrodidact)

stfuconservatives:

aka14kgold:

onebigpear:

fuckyeahfeminists:

This is what the school-to-prison pipeline looks like. This is how black youth criminalized.

1. She was doing a science experiment
2. She’s being charged as an ADULT
3. She’s being charged with a FELONY

If this all goes the way the prosecution wants, this young woman will be LEGALLY discriminated against for the rest of her life. No voting, housing discrimination,  employment discrimination (as if getting a job while black isn’t hard enough), etc. etc.

There is a petition up … spread the word.

http://www.change.org/petitions/the-bartow-police-and-bartow-high-school-drop-charges-against-kiera-wilmot

Hey, remember this from yesterday? Go ahead and hit up the petition. 

Unreal that we’re doing this to the next generation of scientists. Sign it, folks!

Signed and reblogged.

my new hotness.